What Happened To Our Sexual Relations? (humor)
December 16, 2011 By Leave a Comment
The Break In (humor)
December 2, 2011 By Leave a Comment
A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns.
Inside, he finds couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying the home owner’s wife to the bed
The convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck,
Then gets up & goes into the bathroom.
While he’s in there, the husband whispers over to his wife:
‘Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes!
He’s probably spent a lot of time in jail
And hasn’t seen a woman in years.
I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex,
Don’t resist, don’t complain…do what ever he tells you.
Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.
This guy is obviously very dangerous.
If he gets angry, he’ll kill us both.
Be strong, honey. I love you!’
His wife responds: ‘He wasn’t kissing my neck.
He was whispering in my ear.
He told me that he’s gay, thinks you’re cute,
And asked if we had any Vaseline.
I told him it was in the bathroom.
Be strong honey. I love you too.’
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The Tug Toner; The Ultimate Workout!
November 20, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Incredible how some people’s minds are crooked!!! Even simple workout equipment can give you dirty thoughts! (Watch ’till the end, it’s worth it)
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Are we there yet? (humor)
November 18, 2011 By Leave a Comment
A Good Reason For Washing Your Hands
November 7, 2011 By 2 Comments
I ignore the origin of this picture, and do not know where this washroom is located but I can say, with a great sense of certainty that it is the men’s room!
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Hard To Play Charades (humor)
October 13, 2011 By Leave a Comment
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A Tree Every Woman Should Have In Her Garden!
September 30, 2011 By Leave a Comment
A fruit specially made for you ladies!
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World Stats About The Length Of Penises
September 30, 2011 By Leave a Comment
The week-end is right around the corner and the month of October as well! So this week-end, I will bring to you the position of the month, called the Lotus, and the first article in the “How to get ready to meet your soulmate?” series. But as for today, I am sharing with you two (2) links that I just discovered yesterday on a forum, that show statistics on human penis sizes sorted by geographical repartition. It seems that a bunch of specialists from different countries have decided to do research on the size of male genitalia and establish norms for each country. I would not give this that much attention as it really is not very important towards your healthy sexual life, but I still found it interesting to see.
For those of you who wish to express their opinion on the importance of the length of the penis, you will be able to do so as soon as next Monday, since it will be the subject of our debate of the week!
Here are the links in question. Note the variation between them:
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Man! A good Ol’ Remedy
September 23, 2011 By Leave a Comment
MAN, a good remedy! Is this true?
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Tomorrow’s elderly population (humor)
September 16, 2011 By Leave a Comment
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer’s research.
This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with it.
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Which one fits you best? (humor)
September 7, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Without realizing it a man enters a gai bar to have a drink.
Barman: This is a gay bar lad!
Guy: I just want to have a quick drink and I’ll be on my way.
Barman: If you want to stay, you have to name your penis. For example, the guy over there, he’s Maxwell House: Good To The Last Drop! The fat one at the other end of the bar, he’s Colonel Sanders: Finger Lickin’ Good! And the other one by the jukebox, that’s IHOP: Come Hungry, leave happy!
Guy: Well me, I’m Secret: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman!
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Lettuce and Tomato (Humor)
August 30, 2011 By Leave a Comment
One night a man and woman went to his house to have sex when he stopped her to say “I still live with my parents and me and my brother share bunk beds so if you want to change positions say “lettuce” and if you want to go faster say “tomatoes”
So they were getting it on and she was screaming “lettuce, lettuce, tomatoes, lettuce, tomatoes, tomatoes”
Suddenly the younger brother (on the bottom bunk) said
“Could you stop making sandwiches your getting mayonase on me”!
This joke was submitted by:
Moe Hopkins on The Joke Yard
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